King Arthur Was Black!

I know issues of race are supposed to be, I don’t know, ignored by white people or something, but the very act of rethinking our preconceptions of historical figure’s skin color is actually pretty fascinating.

Anyway, this is a fascinating article about the Israelite Church of God in Jesus Christthis is a fascinating article about the Israelite Church of God in Jesus Christ, which claims that the real Jews of the Bible were black, and that the majority of important figures from history were in fact Black Jews.

During the Renaissance, white families spent “thousands of dollars” to erase the “names of our forefathers.” They used acid to bleach the paintings of black kings and queens, hammers to chip the broad noses from marble statues.

Jean finishes and returns the podium to Hamaqal, who explains how Black Hebrews ended up as slaves in America.

“We’ll go into a position we’re more familiar with today,” he says. Starting in 1619, he explains, Africans began selling their immigrant population, the Hebrew Israelites, into slavery. Their fate was a punishment for disobeying God.

Now, I am sure there might be a slight amount of exaggeration on the part of the ICGJC, but the basic principal does hold some truth. For example, I personally believe that both Socratesand Bodhidharma were probably black. But I’m the devil, so what do I know?

“The truth of God is not secret,” he says. “There’s white people that come up to the campus and say, ‘Am I the devil?’ and we say, ‘Yeah, let me prove it to you.’”

I mean, let’s be honest- if it turned out that white people were in fact real, actual Devils, would anybody be all that surprised?

PS: Just in case something happens to me, I’m posting this video so that people know that “a hit sent from the president to raid my residence/because I have secret evidence and documents/on how they raped the continents and lynched the prominent/dominant Islamic Asiatic black Hebrew.”